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This is a collection of various jokes which you may or may not like.
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This is a collection of quotes to inspire your soul.
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Relativity:
Two hairs in my cup of milk is too much.
Two hairs on my head is too less. |
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"Recognition is the greatest motivator."
-Gerard C. Eakedale
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always |
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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
Fats Domino |
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. |
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"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy."
--Robert Anthony |
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